my future partner, holding our newborn baby: aren't they the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
me, remembering the dance darcy and lizzie shared at netherfield park in Pride and Prejudice (2005): it's definitely up there

azaleatown:

Reblog to have a very sexy and very interesting 2013

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foxnewsofficial:

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

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chessys:

be ur own father!! let urself down!!!!

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argon-co2:

viktor-zhjarnek:

viktor-zhjarnek:

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

@xxxdragonfucker69xxx

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nukacece:

starscreaming666:

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

@ghosticat

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